When you post a story for someone and that person views your story:

😂

Sometimes I like asking my mom dumb questions so she can get mad 😂

My mom yelling at me that I’m a failure. Me with 10 cars, 12 boats, 10 houses and 10M in GTA

Two clever people can’t fall in love, true love needs one idiot.

Just because you haven’t found the right person doesn’t mean you will 😂

If you begin to smile when you receive a text from someone… Delete that number

When they respond with better sarcasm instead of getting offended

When you meow at your owner for food, but instead he meows back at you with 13 grammatical errors:

This is business:
